Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've blown a few things in my day
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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