After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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