The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
