This is not my ceiling
I hope mine doesn't look like that
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
vagina is talking i cant
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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