ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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either way he was missing a nipple.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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