Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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