no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just found a bag of teeth...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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