Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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