8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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