Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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