Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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