is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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