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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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