He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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