the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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