We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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