if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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