i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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