Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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