He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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