i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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