why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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