what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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