found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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