The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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