I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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