you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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