I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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