super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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