you mean i was at the winter classic?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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