Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
vagina is talking i cant
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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