i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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