Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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