You really coming over, don't trick.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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