what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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