what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
