at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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