She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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