Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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