Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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