I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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