roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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