Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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