this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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