8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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