Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
