last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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