I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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