Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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