somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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