playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My life is pants optional.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
