I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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