after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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