i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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