Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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