omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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