we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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