Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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